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@Wink_and_aSmile doesn't work like that. Have plenty of ideas of my own that I can't get off ground already! (2 hours ago)
@sarc_uk yeah afraid I think it lost it's way then. But ain't seen it since I was a kid! (3 hours ago)
@mrchrisaddison yes Quiet Night In - just perfect. (3 hours ago)
@markolver I doubt it would get through the process if they started from scratch. But it is full of gags, which is all execs can understand. (3 hours ago)
Fletcher has just bought 2 pints and 6 packet of crisps for a pound. Happy days - almost another sitcom in that idea. (3 hours ago) |
FORTHCOMING EVENTS
GIGS:
These are my upcoming gigs.
Click GIGS above for more details or you could have a look on Chortle
JULY
28th Fat Tuesday (Islington)
29th Stoke Newington
30th Scarborough
31st Newcastle (SOLD OUT)
COLLIN(G)S AND HERRIN(G):
Collings and Herring Podcast 120 is up at the usual website or you can subscribe through iTunes.
You can also listen to our 6Music podcast via the 6Music pages or iTunes.
NEW DOWNLOADS/PRESS:
14/07/10 DOWNLOADS AIOTM 2:8 rehearsal script
03/07/10 DOWNLOADS Word Magazine interview
01/07/10 DOWNLOADS AIOTM 2:7 script + Talking Cock Press + Christ on a Bike pics + Hitler Moustache Programme.
T SHIRTS:
Steve Brown and Stephen Newman have designed a range of official Collings and Herrin T shirts which you can purchase from here
And there are also some AIOTM ones Click here.
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Subject: Re: Tell us a joke [ REPLY ]
Posted by: Mal on 22/Jul/10
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Some annoying cunt asking me to tell him a joke.
Or
This man walks into a motorcycle clothing shop ...
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Subject: Tell us a joke [ REPLY ]
Posted by: avodaith on 22/Jul/10
This is becoming a kind of reverse catchphrase. We need to have an intellectual whipround to come up with a riposte.
'Knock Knock'
'Who's there?'
'Fuck off and leave me alone'
OK, that one needs work.
"These two blokes walk into a bar. First bloke says "Stop following me!"'
Better. Not quite there.
'There's an Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman. The Englishman says "Look, seriously, I'm going to have to call the police. And no, I don't have a bookcase."'
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Subject: Lembit [ REPLY ]
Posted by: Ozzy of PG on 21/Jul/10
The segway-riding idiot should check this out:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-10705132
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Subject: Encores [ REPLY ]
Posted by: avodaith on 20/Jul/10
Tried in vain to find an upload of the video, but here's a link to someone else discussing it:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/mar/24/mgmt-kate-nash-hits
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Subject: Bookatron [ REPLY ]
Posted by: svg on 19/Jul/10
Currently finding the pronounced (photoshopped?) definition of your cover image, denim clad sex-zone very arousing.
Conversly I am, so far, finding your book funny, but also deeply depressing.
Odd combo of emotions.
Going to see you, not once, but TWICE in Edinburger soon.
Cannae wait!
SVG xx
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Subject: apologies if this has already been noted [ REPLY ]
Posted by: ben, london on 17/Jul/10
Rich, were you aware that, according to the website www.last.fm, "(Stewart) Lee was adopted and studied at Oxford University where he met Richard Herring.". Were you adopted and studied there too?
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Subject: Re: Double act [ REPLY ]
Posted by: Darren Thompson on 16/Jul/10
On 15/Jul/10, Richard Herring wrote:
> On 15/Jul/10, Andrew Collins wrote:
> > You really are a drama queen, Herring. It's a pity you will never hear me complimenting you on my podcast because of your own pigheadedness. I'm glad I'm not your friend, if being one means I have to get all your diseases. I wouldn't wish illness upon any of my friends, including you.
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> The point you are missing is that you wouldn't have got my diseases. Because you would have been careful. You're only angry cos you know I am right. I might re edit your bit of the podcast with me chipping in and saying what I would have said if I had been there.
There's only one way to settle this, lads...
Come on now, strip to the chest.
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Subject: Re: Double act [ REPLY ]
Posted by: Richard Herring on 15/Jul/10
On 15/Jul/10, Andrew Collins wrote:
> You really are a drama queen, Herring. It's a pity you will never hear me complimenting you on my podcast because of your own pigheadedness. I'm glad I'm not your friend, if being one means I have to get all your diseases. I wouldn't wish illness upon any of my friends, including you.
The point you are missing is that you wouldn't have got my diseases. Because you would have been careful. You're only angry cos you know I am right. I might re edit your bit of the podcast with me chipping in and saying what I would have said if I had been there.
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Subject: Double act [ REPLY ]
Posted by: Andrew Collins on 15/Jul/10
You really are a drama queen, Herring. It's a pity you will never hear me complimenting you on my podcast because of your own pigheadedness. I'm glad I'm not your friend, if being one means I have to get all your diseases. I wouldn't wish illness upon any of my friends, including you.
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Subject: Bad is good [ REPLY ]
Posted by: avodaith on 13/Jul/10
Is it wrong that the more ill and miserable your life becomes the funnier I find you? On that basis I hope your 44th year is much less funny. Um. Except for a comedian, that might make you miserable. Perhaps mediocrity is the only safe path. Suddenly Joe Pasquale begins to make sense.
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