Warming Up

Thursday 8th July 2004

CNPS numbers spotted 6 (898). 101 to go in 27 days - show starts at 8.30 on the 4th August(3.74 a day). Possible, but so much else to do as well. It's going to be close, I think.

Exciting news for all fans of me who can speak and read Russian but can't speak or read English... there may be a logical flaw in this newsflash... the rights to the book version of Talking Cock have been sold to Russia. I don't know when it will be published, but I can't wait to see what a Russian version of my book will look like.
Of course many of the greatest writers in history have come from that fine country and I think it is fitting that my tome should appear on the shelves alongside the works of those great literary giants. I believe they would view me as an equal.
I am glad to think that the fall of communism has facilitated my book about cocks being published in this once proud country. This is Ronald Reagan's true legacy. If I get a chance I will dedicate the Russian version of the book to him.
Well, I wonder what the Russians will make of my penis-based nonsense. Perhaps if it goes well I can make a career out of writing genital based books for the Russian market. I think it's the must have accessory for the non-Russian fan though. I hope all you non-Russian speakers will buy a copy. It will be an interesting talking point and if you have the English version too then you will be able to translate it. Let's see if we can get the Russian version to outsell the UK one.
Which shouldn't be too difficult unfortunately.
Did Lenin die for this? Indirectly I believe he did.