I got back to London at about 3.30pm and Collings was just around the corner with some coffees to fuel us through podcast 46. He escaped my Misery style plans to imprison him in my cottage, whilst rubbing his big chin with my newly grown moustache. But one day he will be mine. It's good really because we've got to keep the will they, wont they (bum)? storyline going as long as we can. Once that tension is resolved then the podcast shall surely start going downhill. And as it starts at the bottom of the hill, that in itself will be quite an achievement.
We discussed my plans to grow a moustache and ended up talking about how you don't see so much of the Hitler moustache any more. It's awful that just because Hitler did some terrible things that the strange, square, central moustache has to suffer. Only that bloke from Sparks has dared have one since 1945. Hitler also pretty much ruined the name Adolf. Before 1945 probably quite a popular choice, afterwards, only a certain type of person would be want their child to have to endure that moniker.
But sixty years have gone by and I think it's time for at least the Hitler moustache to see a resurgance in popularity. Though we might have to call it something else. So I think next week, rather than a bit of gaffer tape, I'm going to try and start a new fashion trend. Though I worry about going out into the street and the reactions I might get and the fact that I might be killed.
Watch this space. Well not this space. The space between my nose and my lips.
Apart from that we did quite a good job of discussing the news, rather than what a fucking idiot Collings is. Which made a nice change. We also spent a long time saying how great Adam and Joe are and essentially just relating our favourite bits of their show. You'd do a lot better to download their show, rather than ours, but if you have time to listen to another one (which repeats most of what you've just heard) then visit
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Boy George going to prison,as you'll hear if you listen in, gave me an idea for a government policy where gay men are sent to women's prison in order to prevent them having sex with men. Which in turn gave me the idea for a Hollywood film starring Adam Sandler where two straight men pretend to be gay so they can get sent to women's prison. It's a brilliant idea. But maybe when they get there they discover that all the women have pretended to be lesbians so they can go to men's prison and the women's prison is just full of straight men pretending to be gay so they can go to women's prison. And maybe they all have to prove they are gay while a warder watches. It'll be brilliant. If anyone in Hollywood wants to make that you can have the idea for free.
I saw Slumdog Millionaire tonight. It gave me an idea for a film called "Bumdog Millionaire" in which a dog that has been bummed by a load of men goes on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and ... well that's as far as I've got so far, but I am sure it would work out somehow. I have a thousand ideas like this.
