Thanks to Bin Laden not even being able to hide properly I found myself way behind on sleep still. I am exhausted as the month starts and I have so much to get done. I have made very little progress on my TV script, I have to write a new Edinburgh show, I have six AIOTMS (aiotms) to get through
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I am counting). You all know I thrive on this kind of pressure, but you also are probably aware that carrying on this way is going to kill me in the next ten years. Knowing my luck I will die on stage in Lowestoft in front of 80 people on the day that Bin Laden comes back to life and grabs all the headlines. Still I am not in this for adulation and fame. Which is lucky really. What am I in it for? I used to know. But now it's just a habit.
I stupidly tried to get up at 8am thinking that would help me get stuff done, but I was just in a fug of tiredness all morning and didn't get any work done or get to the gym or even just go back to sleep. Instead I half-watched the end of both the Tooth Fairy and Hamlet 2 and concluded that Stephen Merchant may be the great white hope for British acting success in Hollywood. If he can be funny in this film he can be funny in anything. You must go and see him on tour. His stand up is phenomenal.
I was hoping I would get a surge of energy for tonight's gig in Bristol, though as the sun shone on me as we drove up the M4 I was feeling even more sluggish. Luckily some coffee and some delicious garlic chicken and a few giant Cadbury's Buttons (I am once again slipping down the slippery chocolatey slope of chocolate addiction - my second favourite chocolatey slope) perked me up and a very nearly full room of well over 300 Bristolians got me back on track.
Then Pete and me headed back to Cheddar for a stay at the lovely Herring Bed and Breakfast (and lunch and supper). After some cheese and a little bit of wine (when will I learn?) I went to bed and was surprised to see my friend Ally and Sally sitting under the dressing table. You may recall that last time I was in town they were in the living room but in the last month they've made their way up the stairs and were hiding ready to surprise me. I feared that if I closed my eyes or turned off the light they would start creeping towards me and might smother me in my sleep. But they didn't get all that far (see above). You might find it impossible to sleep with these scary little monsters in your room, but I find them oddly comforting. Or at least odd and comforting and anyway I was so knackered that I quickly fell asleep.