Warming Up

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First proper day of trying out Zoe and I had to eat a huge amount of dry and not very nice muffins for breakfast and then not eat anything foiur four hours, then eat some more muffins and then not eat anything for two hours. In the mean time I had to do a poo into a little poo hammock that I'd attached to my toilet, then scoop some poo out with a little poo scoop and post it to some scientists. I then had to put my hand in hot water for 4 minutes and prick my finger and drip the blood on to a card and post that to some scientists. They didn't ask for any spunk but I put some in anyway as a little extra treat (I am joking - the fact I have to say that says about me).

It's still all a but weird and mysterious, but interesting to watching my blood glucose rise and fall on the little chart. A solero made things jump up but a slice of pizza and a salad did not much. I look forward to finding out what it all means and whether the results will turn my life around. I suspect I will be advised to eat fewer sweets and crisps, but it's worth the expense to find out from an expert.

A plumber came to fix our toilet. It's the third visit we've had to try and solve this problem - though finally we have the problem solved and the part, but it's cost us well over £500 to fix this annoying gurgling issue. The plumber pointed out that there was another leak elsewhere, but that would require another new seal, which he didn't have. So we have to get the first guy out again to fix that. I might just get rid of our toilets and send all my excrement to scientists in the post instead. It will work out cheaper.

RHLSTP with Catherine Tate is now up wherever you get your pods.