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Wednesday 28th August 2013

The cats started to like me again, just in time for me to break their tiny hearts again because we were leaving for our holiday. Ah well, I think they will cope.

I had a day of catching up on admin and getting packed for the next two weeks. I was also hoping to knock off a couple of Metro columns to see me through the holiday. Other columnists might be happy to have "X X is on holiday", but I can't let my reader down. Also it's not the hardest thing in the world to write 600 words (as long as you have an idea) and the money I would earn would probably pay for almost two cocktails at my posh hotel. I got one done, but couldn't think of anything to write. I will try to do another on the flight, so that I can relax on holiday (apart from writing a daily blog - as always slightly tempted to take a break, but getting close to the 4000th consecutive entry now).

We have an earlyish flight in the morning so we decided to stay at a hotel at the airport. We did this last on our first holiday together in Sicily (though I enjoy the fact that I wrote those entries as if I was alone and asking a stranger to take photos for me presumably) and it turns out we were at the same hotel, the Hilton at the South Terminal. Unsurprisingly it's not a particularly glamorous place, with an odd air of despair hanging over it. It reminded me of a casino, atmosphereless and without many windows and oddly dingy. I had felt exactly the same thing last time I was here. You'd think that people about to travel the world would be excited and exciting, but even though there was a birthday party at the next table in the restaurant (a woman wearing a hat made to look like a cake with candles, but to my perverse eye it looked like it was lined with multi-coloured flaccid cocks) the invisible fog of gloom hung around here too. There seemed to be a couple of older men dining with much younger and glamorous partners (and I know I am not one to talk here, but I don't think these couples were married), which added a seediness that wasn't really required as the place stank of failure already.

But we were only there to have some food and get some sleep and be in a convenient location for the early morning plane. And we were tired enough to get to sleep fairly early, having also endured a slightly depressing ride on the Gatwick Express, over-crowded and delayed by someone under a train in Croydon. So we were haunted by gloom at every turn. Hopefully something we can shake off pretty quickly on the Amalfi coast tomorrow.



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