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The word try is doing a lot of work there and it's noteworthy that he has never used the connection to successfully pick up a woman, because who would be into that?
"Want to have sex with the baby from Nevermind?â€
"No mate, I don't fancy that at all.â€
“No, wait. Now he's grown up I mean.â€
“But you've put the thought of him, by which I assume you mean you, being a baby and I wouldn't be able to shake that now. Because of your approach to this I'd be thinking “I'm having sex with the Nevermind baby†while it was happening and I am sorry, that's not something I'm into. Good luck in your quest to find a woman who is turned on by baby dicks.â€
“All I am saying is I am famous. I'm the baby from that cover.â€
“So you claim, but anyone could say that. But also even if it is you, you are only famous for being a baby. So I'm going to try and help you out here, don't ever use this as a chat up line again.â€
“I thought women liked babies.â€
“That's a bit of a generalisation and even if true, I would say practically none of them like to have sex with babies. Or to have a conversation with someone who makes them think about that. I'd say it was one of my main turn offs.â€
“You don't know what you're missing.â€
“I am missing out on having sex with a man whose main achievement was being unknowingly dunked in some water and who decades later has nothing else that he can try and impress strangers with.â€
“Hold on, I tried to sue Nirvana for sexual exploitation. Who would try and exploit a baby in that way to get people to like them?… oh wait, I hear it. My bad.â€
“No problem.â€
“Just remember this - all the people you will ever have sex were once babies. So you're not so perfect yourself. In fact I am going to sue you for sexual exploitation.â€
Apparently his actual chat up line was ‘Would you like to see my penis….again'.
Which is possibly worse than anything I've imagined in this blog.
