Warming Up

Friday 5th May 2006

The Conservatives won in my borough, which means I went through all the dirtiness of voting Labour for nothing. I had my chance to protest against the way that Tony Blairs is running the country and I blew it. My vote was important. Old Tony Blairs might have said to his advisors, "I am not bothered about losing all those seats, all that matters to me is whether the comedian Richard Herring is behind me. I love his Warming Up and enjoyed him getting his head crushed by a cyberman on that Dr Who audio thing he did. As long as he hasn't lost faith in the party then I know I can carry on with my evil, Nazi plans. Can you find out how he voted please?"
Now you might think that your vote is a secret, but that is not actually the case. You ballot paper has a number on it and it is possible for the powers that be to find out how you voted. And I have given Tony a clear mandate to carry on. I apologise.