Tuesday 7th June 2022
Tuesday 7th June 2022

Tuesday 7th June 2022

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I draw lines under important stuff that I don’t want to forget.

Glad they finally caught Hitler. Not sure about the new facial hair though.
If you’re a Nazi I think it’s actually quite disrespectful to try and be a bigger Nazi than Hitler. It would be like attempting to be a better Christian than Christ.
A few people on Twitter informed me that Jesus wasn’t a Christian - how dare they Christsplain to me of all beings (I am not saying that I am Jesus, that is for other people to say)? I strung them along and told them that Jesus was the main Christian. His name is in the title. The poor lambs too the bait. 
No one knows more about Jesus than me, dudes.

Whilst I appreciate them giving the sex robot a Scotch accent, she is way too needy for me. A robot can live for centuries, maybe forever. Why would 10 minutes be a problem for her?
And how will she cope when her frail human partner who she seems to be so reliant upon crumbles to naught but dust? Knowing how unhappy she will be would make my own arousal very difficult. I’d still manage though, just to be polite.
Also I don’t trust the bloke who’s made them. Who would have thought someone in this industry would be a bit weird? You can tell from his smirking face that he’s definitely fucked the robot that he’s demonstrating. And why’s he pretending that anyone is interested in this weird chat function? At least he’s proud of his work.
The list on the whiteboard makes me think that this might be a sophisticated spoof (but one that would involve someone actually making sex robots and definitely fucking them). Number one on the list is “Build heads” and there’s a note saying “Bluetooth?” Which I think is pretty funny. Might be a joke. 
Either way I will reluctantly try this product but it’s not what I was hoping for.

Stone Clearing is BACK! After a month away (from podcasting, I never stop stone clearing) I recorded Chapter 121 this evening (really? I’ve done 121 of these?) and it’s a nice gentle reintroduction to the world of stones (for intermediate stone clearers) which clearly refutes any suggestion that I am insane. Listen here.

And there was a cracking Me1 Vs Me2 Snooker frame tonight too, which included what I think was the best shot in the history of self-playing snooker. Listen to that shot (and the rest of the frame) here. Or if you prefer to watch brilliant snooker shots rather than just hear someone saying "Wow" then you can do so here.





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