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No offers for my whore business. Disappointed. As a whore who will only have sex with very attractive people, if you get to use my services it’s actually a compliment. It means you are sexy. So that should make you feel extra good. I am a whore who won't just sleep with anyone. I will take this business to the Dragons. I just need to come up with a good answer as to why people who are that sexy would need to use a whore when they can get it for nothing. But not with me. That’s the point.
Five days of cold and civilisation is falling apart. Well a bit had dropped off it. Our water supply is still compromised, our bins haven’t been collected and today our car got stuck in the ice in a car park. I don’t know how we can go on!
It was the first time we’d used the big car this week and it’s been sat in the road covered in snow, but the kids were going to different places after school so I needed to get it cleared, which was much harder than I’d imagined. It took a good half an hour to get anywhere near having a viable and roadworthy car and even then I think I was technically in contravention of the Highway Code as I couldn’t reach to get the snow off the roof.
When I finally got all the show and ice off the windscreen and windows I thought that I had somehow scratched the glass as there were straight lines all over the place. But it turned out (thankfully) that that was just ice that was forming on the inside of the window. It was freaky. And beautiful.
I was worried the car wouldn’t start or that it’d be hard to get it out of the ice it was sat upon, but that all went OK. But at the school we parked in the village hall car park and when I tried to back into a space, the wheels spun and I couldn’t get the car back up the slight incline. A mum from the school helped us try to push the car out of trouble and we got it a little way, but then it got stuck again. It’s a big car so I am amazed it didn’t have the power to get up a slope, but then again it turned out that it’s a very heavy car, too heavy even for the combined strength of me and a mum from the school.
Luckily there were loads of people around and some of them knew what to do. I had to shoot off in the other car, but after the school event that Phoebe was doing, a gang of parents with a bucket of grit sorted them out.
I am not sure we’d have had a clue what to do without help. But I have a feeling we have to get used to working in these temperatures at winter now. If this is global warming I for one am not complaining - oh wait.
We finished White Lotus tonight and I haven’t changed my mind about wanting to be a whore.
